of bosses and me

I recently got this thru e-mail,
thought of sharing it with you.

My Boss and Me

When I take a long time
I am slow
When my boss takes a long time
He is thorough

When I don’t do it
I am lazy
When my boss doesn’t do it
He’s too busy

When I do something without being told
I’m being smart
When my boss does it
That’s initiative

When I please my boss
I’m kissing up his ass
When my boss pleases the big boss
He’s just cooperating

When I do well
He won't remember
When I make mistakes
My boss will never ever forget

Haaaay! Can you ever win?
There's just no way to get around it.